Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (via slyherin)
“I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and
gets mauled by a Deathclaw, and you think that of me? No. I am the one
who claws!”
Oh, by the way - @halloweenkitties is right, this Bob’s Burgers piece is new, and has not been posted anywherreeehhmmm well… now it has! This was actually one of the first ideas I came up with when I decided I wanted to rework my print shop, so cheers to you, Belchers!
